I receive plenty of emails about various spiritual pimps and pimpettes and their activities. I appreciate the tips and I encourage you all to keep them coming. Some emailers chastise me for calling these vultures “pimps”. They complain the term is too harsh and spiritual pimps are not as bad as a “street pimp”. John Hagee comes up fairly often so I decided to watch his Sunday telecast and see if I’m being unfair by using a term like pimp.
John Hagee is a divorced man which eliminates him from leadership within the Body of Christ. As such, I don’t pay Hagee any attention because he has no business calling himself a pastor. He teaches a false prosperity gospel as well as a “dual covenant” theology. In simple terms, Hagee believes that there is no reason to witness to the Jewish population because they are saved through the Old Covenant. He’s a masquerader, an imposter who shouldn’t be paid any attention to.
Within five minutes of the one hour broadcast, the appeal for money came. Hagee cares so much for his people that he wants them to know they can use their credit cards to make a donation! On top of that, if you do this prior to December 31, 2007, you can use this donation as a write off on your personal income taxes! What a perfect example of cheerful giving! Isn’t Big John generous?
You see, it doesn’t matter to Hagee that you don’t have the cash. You can use that plastic to fund his foolishness! Your tax deductible donation allows Hagee and his family to live like Kings and Queens while you’re stuck figuring out how to pay off the card and the extremely high interest rate. It’s all OK because it’s all in the name of Gawd!
Street pimps don’t care how their ladies get the money just as long as they bring it to him. He doesn’t care about “his” ladies, just what they can do for him. John Hagee is a spiritual pimp. He doesn’t care about you or how you live. He only cares about your money and he doesn’t even care how you get it as long as you bring it to him. Not much difference between the two, is there?
When you give your money to a spiritual pimp like John Hagee, you’re no different then the girls on the street who give money to their “man”. The spiritual pimp and the street pimp are both after one thing only: YOUR MONEY and they don’t care how you get it or even where you get it from. Just fork it over!
I think I’ll keep calling them pimps. After all, if it walks like a duck, talks like a duck………You get the point!!