“I wish there was a magic formula that gave you guarantees in life,” she said. “Now I have to draw deep into my faith and let God draw me out of this dark place.”
(Paula White August 23, 2007 commenting to Tampa Bay Tribune on her impending divorce from husband “Bishop” Randy White”).
The above statement, made by precious Paula White, is a perfect description as to why this woman is being blasted and ridiculed throughout the blogosphere and beyond. It’s also the very real reason as to why I and many others consider this woman a viper and a cancer within the Body of Christ. My fervent prayer is that she removes herself from ANY form of ministry within the Body of Christ and repents in the hopes that she realizes that her hypocrisy has done major damage to many millions of souls worldwide through her sham of a ministry.
Magic formulas? Who is this viper kidding? This woman is all about magic formulas for wealth, health and success. The common denominator in all of her teachings is “sow a seed” which simply means give precious Paula money and all of your troubles will go away. As been brought to light in recent weeks, she obviously doesn’t practice what she preaches.
Here is a perfect example of precious Paula’s magic formula that she wants YOU to follow;
It surely hasn’t worked for her so why would YOU expect that it would work for YOU?
Here is another of her “magic formula’s) regarding the Passover and pay close attention to what she claims YOU will receive when you give your BEST Passover offering to God (precious Paula) (email me and I’ll send you the newsletter).
Do you need God’s favor? Honor His Sacrifice!
Through the study of Exodus 23, you can receive 7 different supernatural blessings from God this Passover and Easter season:
1. God will assign an angel to you.
2. God will be an enemy to your enemies.
3. God will give you prosperity.
4. God will take sickness away from you.
5. God will give you a long life.
6. God will bring increase and inheritance.
7. God will give a special year of blessing.
Pay close attention to the “God will” bit. She wants YOU to believe that “God will” give you all these things because YOU give precious Paula YOUR hard earned money. She reduces God to some cosmic stock boy who, when YOU give money to precious Paula, will provide you with the above seven blessings. It certainly hasn’t worked for her so why would YOU expect it to work for YOU?
Below is another of precious Paula’s magic formulas
This magic formula will make you healthier, at least according to her. I find it quite interesting that she has this celebrity personal trainer aiding her in teaching YOU how to look better and feel better. You know how she does it? Plastic surgery. Her magic formula certainly doesn’t work for her so why on earth do YOU believe that it will work for YOU?
Precious Paula does have a magic formula. YOU! That’s right. Those of YOU who give her YOUR hard earned money to her ‘ministry’ are her real magic formula. Without YOU there would be no precious Paula. YOUR money pays for the airtime so she can make more money from more people like YOU. YOUR money pays for the jet fuel that allowed her to fly off into the sunset when the walls came crumbling down in Tampa. YOUR money has allowed her to leave one unbiblical leadership position for another in San Antonio without the hint of repentance, responsibility or remorse.
Please do the Body of Christ a favor. Stop giving this viper YOUR hard earned money and force her to find the ONLY magic formula that precious Paula needs right now, the Lord Jesus Christ! He’s the ONLY guarantee that YOU and SHE will ever require!
I’ll conclude this posting with the Words of Christ, which I believe fits this situation perfectly. They are from the Gospel of Mark, Chapter 8 verse 36, ESV.
“For what does it profit a man to gain the whole world and forfeit his soul”?
Paula White, please repent and accept the Lord Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. Your very soul depends on this.